Ep118: Bull Session | Sports with Roland: Roland Alaniz, Merri Garcia, Andy Gomez

[00:00:00] Speaker A: What's going on, y'? [00:00:00] Speaker B: All? [00:00:00] Speaker A: Welcome back to the Corpus Christi Originals. I'm your host, Susie ladio. Today we got a bull session today with the crew from sports with Roland Andy Gomez. Roland, Mary Garcia. What's up, y'? [00:00:13] Speaker C: All? [00:00:13] Speaker A: We're going to keep it 100, which means tonight we're going to be unfiltered, vulgar, and definitely for adults. If you got kids in the room, grab your headphones now. [00:00:21] Speaker C: Yeah, we're done talking about paw patrol. [00:00:24] Speaker A: So what's up, y'? [00:00:25] Speaker B: All? [00:00:25] Speaker A: Y' all doing all right? Yeah, yeah, for sure. So, yeah, I was on Yalls podcast last time, and we're talking about all kinds of stuff just now. How do you feel about the, the marijuana thing? Y' all can smoke flour until July or something like that. [00:00:38] Speaker D: I, I wish it would be extended. I want to smoke flower. Whatever I want, you know, I kind of want it to be like alcohol, right? Yes. Maybe Certain areas I can probably smoke more than others, but I don't, I don't want them to take it away from me. [00:00:50] Speaker B: Mary for mayor. [00:00:52] Speaker C: Yes. [00:00:53] Speaker B: Today out of here. Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary. Mayor. [00:01:03] Speaker D: That's a lot of mayors. [00:01:05] Speaker B: I would vote for Mary for Mary. That's a good thing. I, I, if we had designated smoke areas, especially down here downtown. Like, you know the place where they have all like the swings and stuff like that. Get that out of there. Just like, okay, nice. Like good smoke from 10pm to 5 [00:01:23] Speaker D: in the morning for adults. [00:01:24] Speaker A: They'll be color coded, right? Like the pink ones they have. Have you seen the pink ones they have over there? [00:01:28] Speaker D: Color coded? [00:01:29] Speaker A: Yeah, like you color them green or whatever and put like a little plan on there. [00:01:33] Speaker B: Like these are for us. [00:01:35] Speaker A: These are designated areas. [00:01:37] Speaker C: What's the pink for? [00:01:38] Speaker A: I don't know. They just make it that color. [00:01:40] Speaker C: Breast cancer survivors only [00:01:44] Speaker B: and only during October, man. [00:01:47] Speaker A: So, so which movies are coming out that you guys are anticipating? [00:01:51] Speaker B: See a Michael movie. [00:01:52] Speaker D: Yeah, that's already the part two movie. [00:01:55] Speaker B: Well, you saw the first one? [00:01:57] Speaker D: Yes. [00:01:57] Speaker C: All right. I also saw it. [00:01:59] Speaker B: God damn it. [00:02:00] Speaker C: Ask me how, Ask me how it was. [00:02:02] Speaker A: Was that an Asian actor? [00:02:03] Speaker D: Oh, no, he's. How was. He got a bit. [00:02:06] Speaker C: It's bad. It's bad. You know it. [00:02:13] Speaker D: If you know Michael songs, how was it? That one kills. [00:02:16] Speaker B: It was bad. [00:02:16] Speaker A: You. So you've seen it? [00:02:17] Speaker D: Yeah, I liked it. But, you know, I'm a simple lady. I don't, you know, I don't care about storyline. [00:02:22] Speaker C: It's written like a Lifetime movie. It sucks. [00:02:24] Speaker D: And I like Lifetime movies. [00:02:28] Speaker B: So. So this movie is ph balance for a man, but made for a lady. [00:02:34] Speaker D: Yes. [00:02:34] Speaker C: And also, it's not about Michael Myers. They lied. [00:02:38] Speaker B: He didn't kill one person in there. [00:02:43] Speaker A: So you guys are part of the comedy scene. Can you answer your juices yourselves real quick? [00:02:47] Speaker B: Andy? I'm Andy. I. I do comedy in Corpus Christi, Texas. [00:02:55] Speaker C: Yes. [00:02:57] Speaker D: I like all the pauses. Okay, so I'm Mary Garcia. I am also a comedian here in Corpus Christi. And then rolling. [00:03:04] Speaker C: And I'm rolling. I'm the funny one. [00:03:07] Speaker D: All right. [00:03:08] Speaker B: I'm funny. I'm funny. Let's do it again. I'm Hendy. I'm the funny one. [00:03:18] Speaker D: All right. I'm the DEI hire. I've got the biggest tits. And that's how I got this job, [00:03:29] Speaker A: Man. I like it. I like Yalls podcast. I like. Because it's like, every Sunday, y' all gots. Or every week, I have one dropping Sunday service, baby. Yeah, it's awesome. Like, I try. I wish I could be like that, consistent. So that's pretty cool. And I try to go back to see how many episodes y' all had. How many y' all have. [00:03:44] Speaker B: It's gotta be over 200. [00:03:45] Speaker D: Yeah, probably at this point. Yeah, over 200. [00:03:48] Speaker A: That's pretty. [00:03:48] Speaker B: But as far as sports goes, I was not in the beginning. [00:03:54] Speaker D: He was not. [00:03:55] Speaker B: There was somebody else hearing that. [00:03:57] Speaker D: So Adrian. [00:03:59] Speaker B: And then I think on one of the episodes is when Adrian quits on air on the episode. [00:04:06] Speaker C: Yeah, he does. [00:04:07] Speaker D: Yeah, it was pretty funny. And then we wrapped up, and then he did the intro. Yeah, he was very, very for real. But he also took a break from comedy, so. [00:04:18] Speaker B: And then Roland called me and said, hey, Andy, you know how you're so funny? [00:04:24] Speaker C: You know how you're the funny one? [00:04:28] Speaker B: Why, yes. Rolling. Yes, I do. Well, would you like to be the funny one on sports? And I was like, but roll it. Isn't Adrian. The other one on sports, he's like, well, funny story. [00:04:46] Speaker D: We need more funny. So Adrian's out. [00:04:49] Speaker B: You're in. And I was like, I'd be honored, too. And then when I got there, then he was like, all right. Adrian did it this way. So this is how you got to do it. Oh, damn. Oh, it was wrong. [00:05:02] Speaker D: Okay, you know what? That probably happened for a couple of episodes until you. [00:05:06] Speaker B: Until I made it my own. I didn't realize I was gonna have to be the, like, take over Adrian's duties on there. I'm just gonna do me a funny stuff. But it was like, they actually gave you a job I was like, oh, [00:05:21] Speaker D: we needed him to say the intro. [00:05:23] Speaker B: And me and rolling were just like the other. The other day, listening to the old intros and the first ones I start off. I start. I try to sound like Adrian. Like, hello, you're listening. [00:05:35] Speaker D: My name is Andy Gomez. [00:05:36] Speaker B: But then, like, I think maybe, like, 10 episodes in is when I start doing the voices. So, like, I try to do a new voice every time when I do the. The intro. [00:05:45] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, I noticed that. I noticed that. So why did y' all start? [00:05:47] Speaker D: Uniquely Andy. [00:05:49] Speaker A: Yeah, for sure. You got, like, different types of accents. That's pretty cool. And then you always do yourself. And then Mary Guest. And then. [00:05:56] Speaker B: And then you're beautiful. [00:05:57] Speaker A: And the beautiful host ruling. So why'd you have beautiful. [00:06:02] Speaker B: How come y' all decided to start doing that? [00:06:09] Speaker A: How come y' all just started. Decided to start doing podcasting? [00:06:13] Speaker D: That is a good question. Okay. I think we started spitballing it back when I had a car, and then we were going out of town for a gig, and then Adrian was with us, and Roland and I had already kind of talked about it because we, like, make jokes back and forth. And then Adrian was the one. He was like, the catalyst. He's like, okay, let's do it. Because he bought the mics and he had the. The laptop. Initially, I didn't really do anything but show up. [00:06:34] Speaker A: No kidding. [00:06:35] Speaker B: Wow. [00:06:35] Speaker A: Well, yeah. [00:06:36] Speaker C: So Adrian kickstarted it. Yeah. [00:06:38] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:06:38] Speaker A: What year? What year? [00:06:39] Speaker B: Around. [00:06:40] Speaker C: That's about four years ago. Okay. Yeah, I've been. I've been doing comedy for, like, five years, and I started the podcast, like, one year after. After doing. [00:06:49] Speaker D: I think part of it was just, like, it cool. We get to hang out, and then we'd, like, watch a movie afterwards. So, yeah, that's something to look forward to, I guess, you know? [00:06:57] Speaker A: Yeah, it's pretty cool. It seems like a lot of comedians are doing podcasting. Do you feel like that's the. [00:07:02] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, for sure. I can't remember who. I think it was David Spade who said that podcasting is comedians only fans. [00:07:10] Speaker D: They're all. [00:07:11] Speaker C: They're all doing it. [00:07:12] Speaker A: Yeah. When I was on Y last time, I was like, damn, you could definitely work on ideas here. [00:07:17] Speaker D: You know what I mean? There have been times where we've, like, said something. We're like, oh, that's good. And then we write it down, then we've tried it at that point. For sure. [00:07:23] Speaker C: Oh, for sure. [00:07:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:07:24] Speaker A: I definitely saw it. I thought that was pretty cool, man. Yeah, for sure. What did we talk about last Night, Lord of the Rings or stuff. All kinds of other stuff. Huh. [00:07:30] Speaker C: We always talk about Lord of the Rings. [00:07:31] Speaker A: I. I got one right here. Talking about, how long can you drive an expired car registration with an expired car registration? [00:07:38] Speaker B: A few years. [00:07:40] Speaker D: As long as you don't get pulled open. [00:07:42] Speaker B: Where my expertise comes in [00:07:45] Speaker D: like, oh, my bad. I got. [00:07:47] Speaker A: I think I got one for all. [00:07:48] Speaker D: Yeah, it depends on the pulls you over. [00:07:51] Speaker B: I mean, oh, dude, what's it like? [00:07:53] Speaker C: Tasting like blue cheese? [00:07:57] Speaker B: The. The. The last time that made me have to get it was when we got pulled over. It was me and Roland. It was like late night November. And the cop and I have a move that I do that has got me through most. Most of the times I didn't have time to be like, Roland, this is the move. Just play along. I just kind of figured he would g. I'm doing. Excuse me, but, like, when the cop comes over, I stick my hands out the window. I'm like, oh, God. [00:08:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:30] Speaker C: He would like, shake. [00:08:31] Speaker B: Yeah, I start shaking. I'm like, God, please, please, I. I don't want to die. [00:08:37] Speaker C: And the cops like, what the hell are you doing? [00:08:38] Speaker B: And don't shoot me. Look. [00:08:42] Speaker C: And I'm sitting there like, what? [00:08:45] Speaker B: You get two kinds of cops. Either you get the cops that want to with you, and then when you do that, it takes all the fun out of it for them. Oh. Or the cops who were just like. They're honestly trying to be like, what's going on here? They're like, oh, man, this guy's really freaked out. I better be nice. So he knows that I'm not one of the bad ones [00:09:04] Speaker A: pulled over that many times. [00:09:09] Speaker B: My ship was expired for six years. I think seven years. [00:09:14] Speaker C: Oh, that's not too bad. I thought it was. [00:09:15] Speaker B: Dang. [00:09:19] Speaker D: If you go buy a new car, you can buy in like three, four years. That's how long it was. [00:09:24] Speaker B: Seven years. [00:09:25] Speaker A: Who was like three years of the most. [00:09:28] Speaker D: He was getting over all the time. [00:09:30] Speaker B: I just got it changed this year, and it was in 22. [00:09:35] Speaker D: Four years. [00:09:36] Speaker B: Four or five years. [00:09:38] Speaker A: Okay, okay. [00:09:39] Speaker D: Like, the math isn't mathing. [00:09:40] Speaker A: So. [00:09:41] Speaker B: So. But that was the movie that I do, but Roland didn't play along. And so he's like, what's going on with your friend's? Like, I don't know. And then he's like, here's your ticket, dude. Get your fixed. I'm like, all right. And then I told him I was doing the thing. Oh, that's what that was. [00:10:06] Speaker D: But now he knows for next time [00:10:09] Speaker B: now, so I'm legal now, but that's my move that I do. [00:10:13] Speaker C: I'm sure we can get out of a ticket now. [00:10:16] Speaker B: That's. That's the. That's the equivalent of showing your dead. [00:10:19] Speaker A: Have you actually gotten out. Gotten out of a ticket? [00:10:22] Speaker B: Three times doing that. [00:10:24] Speaker A: Like that. Wow. [00:10:25] Speaker B: Doing that. There was one time a lady pulled me over, and I was like, I'm sorry my mom died. All right, we'll get it fixed, okay? She let me go. It was another time the cop pulled me out when I was. I was coming out of the hospital, and he pulled me out for going too fast. Because you know how they're on Texas Trail, they. They have that space where it's like 10 miles, but when you come out of the hospital, you don't see that. So I'm just going, whatever. I did. And they're like, no, there's a flight like this. But I came out of the hospital. Oh, well, you wouldn't have seen it then. Well, there you go. He's like, well, you got to change the day. And I was like, [00:11:02] Speaker D: never mind. [00:11:03] Speaker B: You let me go. So, I mean, damn. It worked for me a few times. Yeah. [00:11:08] Speaker A: I got one for Mary. China. China develops cheap iron battery that lasts 16 years. [00:11:16] Speaker D: Yo. [00:11:17] Speaker A: Because you have a bit that. Whether your battery with the battery runs out. [00:11:20] Speaker D: Oh, adult toys. It is very frustrating. You have to plan it properly. You plug it in and then you put the movie like. Or you start reading something. Whatever. Whatever gets your motor going. Sometimes. Sometimes I make myself a nice steak dinner. Let me deep blaze the. Out of this pan. And then that's it. [00:11:46] Speaker C: You should make. You should make wings instead so I can get that tongue. Tongue. Pre tongue workout. [00:11:51] Speaker B: I'm alone. [00:11:55] Speaker D: Sheesh. [00:11:56] Speaker A: Yeah, she came over that bit. What is it? Netflix Develops has authorized wide release in February 2027. I guess they're going to release their movies to be seen in theaters. In theaters? [00:12:08] Speaker C: Yeah, They've already. [00:12:08] Speaker D: They've done a few K pop Demon Hunters. No. [00:12:12] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [00:12:13] Speaker C: Theaters. I saw Roma in theaters. That was cool. [00:12:19] Speaker A: I was thinking. So I was watching what Chris Nolan has one. The Odyssey. [00:12:23] Speaker C: Oh, he's coming out. Yeah. [00:12:24] Speaker D: Isn't that like a remake? [00:12:26] Speaker A: No, but. Yeah. I just changed gears real quick. Talking. [00:12:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:29] Speaker A: What do y' all think about that? Do y' all like Chris Nolan? [00:12:31] Speaker C: Yeah, he's cool. [00:12:32] Speaker B: Batman. [00:12:33] Speaker A: Hell, yeah. Dark Knight, Right? [00:12:35] Speaker C: Hell yeah. [00:12:35] Speaker A: Like that. [00:12:36] Speaker D: He's a director. [00:12:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:12:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:38] Speaker D: I have no idea who that is. [00:12:40] Speaker B: He's the Inception. He did Tenant, where everything we watched, [00:12:44] Speaker D: we did Watch Tenant. I was like, okay, that's. [00:12:46] Speaker C: That's a great movie. [00:12:48] Speaker A: It. [00:12:50] Speaker D: I think I would like fan fiction of that one. That would be. [00:12:53] Speaker A: He was saying that, like, he didn't want for people to know, like, everything. Did that make sense? [00:12:58] Speaker D: I wanted to confuse. [00:12:59] Speaker B: Cannot explain that movie to you. [00:13:01] Speaker D: It confuses. [00:13:02] Speaker C: I love that movie. Do I understand it? Next question. [00:13:08] Speaker B: That's a crazy movie. And then if you want to, like, [00:13:11] Speaker C: if you want to tell them, Andy, tell them. [00:13:14] Speaker B: If you want to get high to this movie. It could be impossible to understand. [00:13:18] Speaker D: You can have so many questions. [00:13:19] Speaker B: You're like, wait, he's going backwards and forwards. And then he what? Like, I still don't understand. Do they. They have to go at certain portal entries to go to the backwards world? Did I. I don't have time to [00:13:34] Speaker C: explain Tenant to you right now. [00:13:38] Speaker B: See, at least. At least Inception. Inception, the first half of that movie was like, okay, this is how Inception works. And, you know, and dreams, they feel like this and they go slower. All right, you get it. And then the second half of the movie is like, all right, here it is. If you didn't understand the first one, [00:13:59] Speaker A: I still didn't get the end. Is that supposed to be a cliffhanger where you. [00:14:02] Speaker B: Yeah. So is it supposed to be like, did he get out of the dream world or is he still. Still in it? [00:14:07] Speaker D: Mighty. [00:14:07] Speaker B: They never show the kids faces and they never show the little. Oh, sorry. [00:14:10] Speaker A: And that little thing keeps spinning the top or whatever. [00:14:13] Speaker C: And then the Nelly song starts playing. Think about her, think about me. [00:14:18] Speaker B: It was all a dream. [00:14:19] Speaker A: How long have you guys been doing comedy for [00:14:23] Speaker C: Tell [00:14:25] Speaker B: together? 125 years. [00:14:27] Speaker A: That's why you guys should go to open mics every. Every Thursday. [00:14:31] Speaker B: Combined time of 125 years. Sports when rolling. [00:14:40] Speaker A: So crazy. What do you think about the water situation? [00:14:43] Speaker C: It sucks. [00:14:43] Speaker D: Thank you for bringing us water. [00:14:45] Speaker C: Yes, thank you. [00:14:46] Speaker A: We had to get it from an outside source. What is this Ozark? Arlington, Texas. [00:14:51] Speaker B: You know, it's such a. It's such a. Because the water's right there. [00:14:57] Speaker D: It's filthy water. It's gross water. [00:15:00] Speaker B: But then. But then they're like, no, you can't touch that water. That water will make a bath in [00:15:05] Speaker D: it, but it's not gonna feel clean. [00:15:08] Speaker C: Oh, that's a good test. [00:15:09] Speaker B: Do I feel that clean right now? [00:15:11] Speaker D: Have you been in the bay? [00:15:14] Speaker B: Have I taken a bath? [00:15:16] Speaker D: You see more of a shower man. [00:15:18] Speaker B: I am a shower guy. [00:15:19] Speaker A: You're mentioning that Trump wants to put his face on the passports. The passports Dude. [00:15:25] Speaker C: And the currency, you were saying too, right? And money. [00:15:28] Speaker B: Well, he's putting a signature on the money. [00:15:31] Speaker D: Worthless. They're gonna be worse Money commissioner or whatever. [00:15:36] Speaker B: That hasn't been like the dude who needs to sign it for the bill now. It's just like it's gonna have Donald and Donald Trump has an ugly signature. Dude. [00:15:44] Speaker D: Up and down. It reminds me of like the heart monitor. Like when you're in the hospital. Yeah. [00:15:49] Speaker A: Why you would want to do that, bro? [00:15:51] Speaker B: Well, you know his good friend Kim Jong Un probably. [00:15:56] Speaker D: It's gonna be great. Think about it. You're gonna spend money and it's gonna be your face. How amazing is that? [00:16:01] Speaker B: Yay. [00:16:01] Speaker A: There's a. There's a controversy going with a PS5 or something like that. A penis fire hitting the PS5. [00:16:07] Speaker D: Oh, okay. [00:16:11] Speaker B: Now we're going back to the battery. The penis. Five. The penis. [00:16:16] Speaker D: Oh, yeah, I'm out. [00:16:18] Speaker B: I ran through the other four. We're on five now. [00:16:20] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:16:21] Speaker C: Oh, it's like one of those pens with a different, different flavors. [00:16:27] Speaker B: Oh, orange. That's the one. [00:16:29] Speaker D: Let me write these good ideas down. [00:16:31] Speaker C: I rubbed all the paint off the black. [00:16:34] Speaker B: The black one broke. [00:16:37] Speaker A: That is its only response to criticism of new PS4 and PS5 game buying rule. [00:16:42] Speaker D: Yeah, I don't like that saying. [00:16:43] Speaker A: A one time online check is required. [00:16:46] Speaker C: Yeah, that's a little bit weird. [00:16:48] Speaker D: Just let me own this for. [00:16:50] Speaker B: Well, it's at least it's not as bad of what the Switch is doing for the Switch 2 is you're gonna buy those games digitally. But if they. But it's all going to be on their servers. So if they turn off the game, that's like, that's it. Like at least with the, with the cartridge. [00:17:08] Speaker D: This is mine. [00:17:08] Speaker B: You could just be like there. Now everything's gonna be download and it's all gonna be on their servers. So they can turn it off whenever they. [00:17:16] Speaker D: Or like remake them for like the newest system because that's kind of how it's gonna. And then you have to repurchase it. Do you know how many times I bought GTA San Andreas? [00:17:23] Speaker B: Really? [00:17:24] Speaker D: Too many. It was my favorite for like a long time until part five came out. It was just. It was. The map at the time was super huge. I like the storyline. There are so many little things you can get into. I like the fact that the character got fat if you ate too much. It was great. I loved it. [00:17:41] Speaker A: No, I'm just saying you got to buy that, buy it that many times. I mean, don't you Own it. [00:17:46] Speaker D: I don't have it for the PS2 anymore. And then I don't even have a PS2 anymore. But I bought it for, like, the computer. And then they even had. They pumped out that one and then part three, and I think Vice City in like a bundle for like 20 [00:17:58] Speaker B: bucks for the PS5. [00:18:02] Speaker D: Yeah. So you can play it on, like, the. [00:18:03] Speaker B: Do they have upgraded graphics or does it still look all. [00:18:06] Speaker D: No, it still looks like. [00:18:08] Speaker B: I don't know. I, I, I very rarely go back in graphics playing games. [00:18:12] Speaker D: That's true. [00:18:13] Speaker B: I tried to go back to Skyrim. [00:18:14] Speaker D: I don't like the gameplay of it. [00:18:16] Speaker B: The. A third of the way into it [00:18:20] Speaker D: somewhere. But in San Andreas, it was like the circle. That was the. That's how you shot. And it's kind of irritating. [00:18:27] Speaker B: Roland's never played gta. He lives in. [00:18:30] Speaker C: Yeah, Give me advice specifically. [00:18:35] Speaker D: You didn't mind me. [00:18:35] Speaker B: You remember the character Gay Tony? [00:18:39] Speaker D: Yeah. Did a lot of work for that man. [00:18:42] Speaker A: Hey, so you guys, you guys do shows, like, often in Corpus or y' all do out of Corpus stuff, don't y'? [00:18:48] Speaker C: All? [00:18:49] Speaker D: I can't. I don't have a car. [00:18:50] Speaker B: No, especially this guy. [00:18:51] Speaker D: I'd have to like, tag along and be like, can so and so come with me so they can drive me and then I can maybe give them some time. That's, ah, crazy. That's my, that's where I'm at. [00:18:59] Speaker B: Every time I turn around, dude, I see a Facebook page. Oh, man, I had a great time in San Antonio from this guy. And then I go, did you go to San Antonio? He goes, no. The time that I catch you that you're in San Antonio, dude, you said [00:19:13] Speaker A: you went to Schulenberg or Fredericksburg or something. And he did, he did a bunch of them. A bunch of your jokes over there. And they loved it because he's all. He's always talking about, like, Jew jokes and. [00:19:28] Speaker D: All right. [00:19:33] Speaker A: Fredericksburg, dude. [00:19:34] Speaker C: They were. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Actually, I do know what you're talking about. I did a private show at a German household. [00:19:41] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. They definitely loved it then. [00:19:43] Speaker C: And. [00:19:43] Speaker A: Private show. [00:19:45] Speaker D: It's a private show. [00:19:46] Speaker C: Yeah, it was, it was just their, [00:19:47] Speaker B: Their house, they're having party, they open the door. Guten. [00:19:54] Speaker C: Well, they start. They poke. [00:19:55] Speaker B: They do a polka. [00:19:56] Speaker A: When he's. [00:19:58] Speaker B: For you guys. [00:20:01] Speaker C: They were dressed in poker outfits. [00:20:04] Speaker B: The leader hosen. [00:20:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:20:06] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah. [00:20:07] Speaker C: They were all sexy, dude. [00:20:09] Speaker D: Did they have, like, those wooden shoes? [00:20:11] Speaker C: The wooden clogs? Yeah, yeah. [00:20:14] Speaker B: Were they yodeling, too? [00:20:17] Speaker C: Everything you've heard is true. [00:20:24] Speaker B: I was hanging out with this white girl earlier this week. [00:20:26] Speaker C: Hell, yes. [00:20:27] Speaker B: And she was like, check this out. And she played me some guy who yodels. And I'm like, are you kidding me? [00:20:34] Speaker D: Isn't this something? [00:20:35] Speaker B: She's like, oh, my God. Isn't this so cool? [00:20:38] Speaker D: No. [00:20:39] Speaker B: No, this is not. When has yodeling ever been cool? They were time where you're like, dude, [00:20:48] Speaker D: before they had the Internet so hard, bro. [00:20:50] Speaker B: Yeah. We were in the pit and this. He was just all like a turkey, dude. [00:20:59] Speaker D: Then you get stomps. [00:21:00] Speaker A: Reminds me of the bagpipes. [00:21:02] Speaker C: You know the backpipes? [00:21:04] Speaker A: They're, like, really annoying sounding. [00:21:06] Speaker D: Okay. [00:21:06] Speaker B: From. [00:21:06] Speaker D: But it's because the bagpipes were meant to be played in the mountains and things. It wasn't really meant for confined space. [00:21:12] Speaker B: Like right here. [00:21:13] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:21:14] Speaker C: Funerals. [00:21:16] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:21:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:21:16] Speaker D: From over the hill and beyond. [00:21:19] Speaker B: When you get bur buried in the [00:21:20] Speaker D: mountains, that seems pretty intense. I think that would be cool, dude. [00:21:26] Speaker B: I remember Rick. [00:21:28] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:21:29] Speaker B: Rick used to tell me, like, because I was big into corn. [00:21:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:21:33] Speaker B: And they got that shooting ladder earlier playing the backpack. And then. And Rick would always be like, man, these new metals on, they're all like, ring around the road. And then corn came out with that song. And he's like, well, no, that sounds pretty cool, though. [00:21:52] Speaker D: All right, we gotta get some good yodeling music for Andy. [00:21:55] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:22:00] Speaker D: Him in the seat. [00:22:00] Speaker B: Y know y' all love this. Old friend. [00:22:07] Speaker D: I feel like you're in the room with us, man. [00:22:10] Speaker A: I just walked. Watched a documentary on Woodstock 99. [00:22:13] Speaker B: Yeah. The one where everybody sex it on fire. I like that. We were the generation that was like, you know, the Woodstock thing about peace and love. Let's burn it down, dude. [00:22:25] Speaker D: Damn, dude. [00:22:27] Speaker B: Burn it down with limp biscuits. [00:22:29] Speaker A: And the. And the guys that, like, the promoters that put it on were like, oh, there's nothing going on on day two or whatever. Like, acting like nothing happened. You saw that people were, like, sneaking in and, like, basically half the crowd was. They. They got in for free because they snuck in. Really? You see that? Yeah. [00:22:42] Speaker B: All I thought was, like, when things went south and everything was all buddy, they started tearing things down and went on fire. Everyone's all like, oh, I think that would happen. [00:22:53] Speaker A: And then Fred Nurse comes on and he, like, incites it and makes it even worse because of the songs that they. [00:22:58] Speaker B: Woodstock. It's like Woodstock back in the 70s was all like, we need to come together. Only our coalition can stop the hate and the wars. But then by the time lim biscuit and all the. All those which you got to know. That's like. That's douche music. You get a. You get a million douchebags together. What the do you think is going to happen? Before these were flower children who were just like, yeah, we just want to take PE and figure things out. [00:23:30] Speaker D: And to the. [00:23:31] Speaker B: But then the dude, she's like, man, there's no around here. So we gota burn it all down. [00:23:39] Speaker A: There's this one lady that was working there. She was in original wood stock. She's handing out trash bags. Guys need to clean up and all this stuff. They're like get out [00:23:49] Speaker B: on fire. Whatever. I'm not listening to a4 [00:23:54] Speaker D: just cuz she's old. All right, [00:23:58] Speaker B: you take that back. She was a hot lady. [00:24:01] Speaker D: She meant before. [00:24:02] Speaker A: I just got that right now. Did y' all see the Mario Mario Galaxy? [00:24:06] Speaker B: Yes. [00:24:07] Speaker C: Yeah, we did not think about that. [00:24:09] Speaker B: Roland cried [00:24:12] Speaker C: of all time. [00:24:13] Speaker B: I turned around and as soon as Yoshi popped out, he's like [00:24:20] Speaker A: funny enough. [00:24:20] Speaker B: Roland cried the same amount when he saw Passion of the Christmas. I wish that was me. I wish Jesus was Yoshi. [00:24:30] Speaker A: What system was the Gallic Mario Galaxy on? [00:24:38] Speaker B: Dude, you'd have to go like this and then spin Mario around like that. And what. And there was like, there's all the star bits because you know all that star bits that they had. You had to pick it up with the thing while you're moving him like that. It became like a real like. And then there was like different modes. Like he had to bounce on a ball. So then you had to get the stick like a joystick and move it like that. It was a fun game. Martin2 Get Mario Galaxy 2 When Yoshi came out. Yeah, Yoshi just made it like a thousand times harder that I was like. [00:25:10] Speaker D: But they're also on the ship too. In the second one Mario Galaxy, was [00:25:15] Speaker A: there actually a ship? [00:25:17] Speaker B: Well, they had a ship in the first one too. [00:25:20] Speaker D: It's true. But that one, I like that one better because it. It felt more like land. You know, you didn't. Couldn't follow. There's a library. [00:25:28] Speaker B: And they had you. You had to deal with the gravity of other worlds so you would have to jump so high so you get caught in their gravity. [00:25:35] Speaker D: Yeah, that was fun about that donor game. [00:25:38] Speaker A: Yeah, for sure. [00:25:39] Speaker B: Yeah. I ripped and be like, what? On the other side. [00:25:46] Speaker D: And then you fight monsters and then just run around the world and have to like. [00:25:50] Speaker B: There's a lot of times I'd be [00:25:52] Speaker D: like sideways, upside down. [00:25:56] Speaker B: Kind of. Kind of gravity. It was fun, dude. That's a fun game, dude. Let's go play Wii. This. [00:26:06] Speaker A: That's what's up, man. Is there a second princess actually? Or her sister? Is that like Daisy? [00:26:12] Speaker D: Daisy? [00:26:13] Speaker B: Oh, no, you're thinking about Rosalinda, [00:26:17] Speaker C: one [00:26:17] Speaker B: in the stars that you had saved. See, so I. I didn't know that that's like Peach's sister. [00:26:26] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:26:27] Speaker B: But it turned out that's Peach's sister. [00:26:29] Speaker D: Oh, it's just like the star people, like, raised her right, cuz she got kidnapped or some. [00:26:33] Speaker B: Did you watch the first Mario movie? [00:26:35] Speaker D: I did, yes. [00:26:36] Speaker B: So. So remember, she's like, I just ended up in Toadland. And they ra the princess. She's like, I don't remember what happened. Well, this one, she's like, oh, it turned out like her star castle got like attacked when they were little, so her sister sent her away to save her. And now they're meeting back together and they have star power together. [00:26:56] Speaker D: That's cool. [00:26:56] Speaker B: And then at the very end, the very, like the scene after the credits, Daisy shows up. [00:27:02] Speaker D: Oh. [00:27:02] Speaker B: And she's like the queen of like the interstellar, like, [00:27:08] Speaker C: movie by Christopher Nolan. [00:27:09] Speaker B: Space station that they were at where they saw Star Fox. [00:27:13] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. [00:27:16] Speaker D: All right, I gotta go watch this movie. [00:27:17] Speaker A: Yeah, it's in there. So it's. So you like it because it's close to the storyline of the actual game. [00:27:22] Speaker B: I liked it because of Star Fox. I was just like, dude, if Star Fox is in this thing, this is gonna be a awesome movie. And when I saw Star Fox and he was Glenn powell. Oh, yeah. Glenn£dang. [00:27:39] Speaker D: So whispering me. [00:27:40] Speaker A: Yeah, for sure, man. How do y' all come with y'? All? Is that how you come up with your jokes? You just talk about stuff? [00:27:44] Speaker D: Yeah, you know what? [00:27:46] Speaker B: A lot from the podcast and stuff like that. If I'm gonna do like, new stuff, the old stuff, stuff that I do is just like that I was thinking about at the time. Yeah, I try to steal a lot of rolling jokes before. [00:28:00] Speaker A: How you feel about that, Roland? [00:28:03] Speaker C: He I. I let him do the jokes and he gives me a nickel. [00:28:07] Speaker B: Pays you every time, bro. Don't it all in one place, boy, [00:28:13] Speaker A: let me tell you. [00:28:14] Speaker D: Be sure to bite that nickel. Make sure it's real. [00:28:16] Speaker A: Yeah, his teeth come down some chocolate. [00:28:22] Speaker B: What? Skips off with his second crush every Sunday. Now I can have a boiled goose. [00:28:34] Speaker A: There was. There was two people arrested in a bizarre insurance fraud because they dressed up as bear and damaged their own cars. [00:28:45] Speaker B: How like, dang, [00:28:48] Speaker A: I don't know. Would y' all do something like that? [00:28:51] Speaker B: I don't think I'd do that to [00:28:52] Speaker D: be like, I mean, is it a quality furry suit? Like, what. What kind of quality was the. The bear suit? Was it just garbage? Did it just look like a person wearing a bear suit? [00:29:04] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm not sure. [00:29:05] Speaker B: There's no way that they can go. [00:29:09] Speaker D: I was like, wow, that person's nine foot tall. [00:29:16] Speaker B: Stupid. [00:29:20] Speaker D: Yes. [00:29:22] Speaker B: You would have a better chance if you just dressed up in, like, little, like, tied up T shirt like that and go, yeah, what are these? It's like, oh, that's a bear. [00:29:32] Speaker A: They see them claws? Like, he actually wanted to mess up his car, dude. [00:29:36] Speaker D: Yeah, Even then, like, come on. He probably had to spend a good chunk of money just on that suit. [00:29:46] Speaker B: Get to recoup the money on my suit. [00:29:49] Speaker D: 300 down the train. [00:29:52] Speaker B: What is that? The start to a new business that he's like, I dress like a bear and you get insurance [00:30:00] Speaker C: Bear about you. [00:30:04] Speaker B: Is your experience unbearable? [00:30:13] Speaker D: Who can speak? So don't you worry. That's funny. [00:30:17] Speaker A: So a major reports about Disney investing in a billion dollars into Open AI to use SORA for generating Star wars and Marvel content. [00:30:27] Speaker D: I don't want to watch it. [00:30:28] Speaker C: Nerds. [00:30:28] Speaker B: Boo. [00:30:30] Speaker A: What about Mortal Dia? We'll get into Mortal Kombat. [00:30:33] Speaker B: I like Mortal Kombat. [00:30:34] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, this is. [00:30:35] Speaker B: But you know what? Here's the thing. I don't know. I don't know if I can watch this next one because the first one I only watched because of the Pandemic, and they were showing it on hbo, like, while it was in the theaters. They're like, so you don't go outside. We'll give you free movies. [00:30:50] Speaker A: Oh, crazy. [00:30:51] Speaker B: You remember that? That's how I saw Dune. The first Dune. I was never gonna watch the first Dune. The first Dune was just gonna pass me by and I was just gonna be like, what kind of nerd movie is that? But then the Pandemic hit and they're like, here's free, dude. And I was like, man, it's free, right? Let's watch it now. I'm like, oh, dude, now. [00:31:12] Speaker C: Now you have your own worm Fleshlight. [00:31:30] Speaker A: Hey, so what, Dune 3 is coming out? [00:31:32] Speaker B: Yeah, it's coming out the same week as Doomsday for Marvel. [00:31:37] Speaker A: Yeah, we talked about that last time. Which one would you see over the two? [00:31:41] Speaker B: I would do the. The Oppenheimer Barbie thing and watch them both. [00:31:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:31:45] Speaker D: Go pay for one thing. And then once that's done, you just walk to the next theater. [00:31:50] Speaker A: Let's see the other one. [00:31:51] Speaker D: Super one, baby. [00:31:53] Speaker B: Which out of. Okay. Have you seen Oppenheimer and Barbie? [00:31:56] Speaker A: I won't see kn. [00:31:58] Speaker B: Oh, you haven't? [00:31:58] Speaker D: What? You see Barbie, dude. Why not? [00:32:01] Speaker B: Dude, I'll tell you right now, buddy. [00:32:04] Speaker A: Else. [00:32:04] Speaker D: Yes. [00:32:05] Speaker C: Yeah, we saw it in theaters. [00:32:06] Speaker D: Hardcore. [00:32:08] Speaker B: Dude, I'll tell you right now. You want to hear the story of Barbie? This is what the story of Barbie is. The dudes take over, make everything awesome, and the women manipulate them back into making it the way it was. [00:32:20] Speaker D: It wasn't awesome. It was awesome for dudes, but that was it. That's pretty good. Hey, dude, I was like, dude, come on. [00:32:30] Speaker B: Here, you used to be a lawyer. She's like, but I got a beer now. And then they would have to capture them in the car and be like, remember, you had a job, you are respected. And they're like, well, oh, yeah, I guess I gotta do that again. [00:32:45] Speaker D: They were more enthused. [00:32:46] Speaker B: Yeah, they were more enthused than that. But I mean, they had to. They had that one by one, manipulate them back into not having fun. [00:32:55] Speaker C: Yeah, we gotta go back. [00:32:56] Speaker B: Granted, granted. If they would have kept on going the fun Ken way, their economy would have collapsed. [00:33:01] Speaker D: And, you know, it's a magical world. Dude, they didn't have an economy. [00:33:05] Speaker B: Exactly. So why. [00:33:09] Speaker D: It's ridiculous because it's awesome just for the dudes really like it. But otherwise it's like all, all the [00:33:18] Speaker B: girls were bringing them beers. [00:33:21] Speaker D: It just became like a Twin Peaks. And it's like, okay, cool. That's already the real world. Ladies can't have. [00:33:29] Speaker B: You love their sliders. [00:33:32] Speaker A: So it stayed on that in that fantasy realm or whatever you're trying to say, kind of. [00:33:37] Speaker D: And then, you know, the real world happened and it sucks to be a woman. [00:33:42] Speaker A: What does it feel like being a woman in comedy? [00:33:45] Speaker D: It kind of sucks, but whatever. I don't want to bring it down. [00:33:51] Speaker B: No, bring it down. [00:33:54] Speaker A: I try not to talk too deep into misogyny. [00:33:57] Speaker D: And I, I, I, you know, I'm one of the boys. But I still hear it and it's like, well, I don't want to police anybody because that's not my job. [00:34:06] Speaker A: Right. [00:34:07] Speaker D: So I just don't say anything. [00:34:09] Speaker B: Damn. But see, but Mary's probably one of the funniest ones though. [00:34:12] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:34:14] Speaker C: Ask me what it's like being a hot guy in comedy. [00:34:17] Speaker D: There aren't any. [00:34:20] Speaker A: You mean. Okay, so you say misogyny on the stage, off the stage. Both. [00:34:24] Speaker D: Both. [00:34:25] Speaker C: Dang. [00:34:26] Speaker D: But I mean, it is what it is. We're in South Texas. I can't have an abortion. I can't, like, go to another city. I can't, what, order birth control pills anymore. [00:34:37] Speaker C: Pills, man. [00:34:39] Speaker D: But yeah, that's also why. Cool. I have my toy. I don't need you guys. I pay all my own goddamn bills. 16 years. [00:34:47] Speaker A: 16 years. [00:34:48] Speaker D: I'm gonna come like 30 million times, [00:34:51] Speaker B: grab it up like that. [00:34:54] Speaker D: Oh, thank God. No, no, it's a button. You just push a button. I don't have to wrap anything up. [00:34:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Mary's got into the future. Oh, mine's still pool start. [00:35:04] Speaker D: That's all right. Christmas is gone. [00:35:06] Speaker C: Hey, some people need a chainsaw. [00:35:08] Speaker A: Do y' all think about that, like, as comedians? [00:35:10] Speaker D: No, they don't. [00:35:11] Speaker C: No. [00:35:12] Speaker A: All right. [00:35:12] Speaker C: Think about what? [00:35:13] Speaker A: Like, her being like a woman in comedy and having those types of issues, I guess, with. With the comedy. [00:35:20] Speaker C: I don't know. I think of Mary as a lady. [00:35:22] Speaker A: I think of her as funny, kind of. You gotta approach it. That's injury. Sorry, too deep. Real quick. [00:35:29] Speaker B: I admit there are times where, you know, because we're all guys. There we go. [00:35:34] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. [00:35:36] Speaker B: And it's just one of those things. It's just like, you know, Mary and Tina and Anna are there. [00:35:42] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:35:42] Speaker A: Still here. Or like, you forget they're there, like, type thing. [00:35:45] Speaker B: Well, I always think this is like, we're the group and I, you know, I always feel like. So you're always trying to out funny everybody else. You know what I mean? [00:35:55] Speaker D: That's true. And I don't mind that part. It's just when it comes at the expense of, like, on women that I don't like. [00:36:02] Speaker B: But it happens a lot of times. [00:36:03] Speaker A: All the time. [00:36:04] Speaker B: Yes. [00:36:05] Speaker D: Yes, it does. [00:36:05] Speaker A: Well, I can see I could be easy for a woman to do the same way to a man, maybe, because. [00:36:10] Speaker D: Do I though? [00:36:11] Speaker A: No, I'm not saying that you do, but I'm saying that lady comedians, maybe because they see that and they're like, well, sure, I'm gonna do it back. You know what I mean? [00:36:18] Speaker D: I don't know. [00:36:18] Speaker A: But just. [00:36:19] Speaker D: I also. I don't really want to like, aha, let me get revenge. Because you said that thing. [00:36:23] Speaker A: Let me say this thing. [00:36:24] Speaker D: And it's just gonna be perpetual, like, forever, never ending. I'm like, whatever. [00:36:28] Speaker A: It's not good for this scene. I don't think if. Yeah, that makes sense. Did y' all hear about these fake border patrol agents? [00:36:35] Speaker D: No, but I'm not surprised. [00:36:37] Speaker A: A Man in California was just caught impersonating a border patrol agent. [00:36:40] Speaker D: Isn't that against the law? [00:36:42] Speaker A: He wasn't doing it for money. He was doing it for the love of the game. He was doing it. [00:36:48] Speaker C: You think Latinos get in my car, we're going downtown? [00:36:52] Speaker A: He was. He was doing it to disrupt missions by leading real agents on a wild goose chase to help people avoid deportation. [00:37:02] Speaker C: But in the most, like, sitcom way possible. [00:37:08] Speaker D: It's like, check out this van. [00:37:11] Speaker B: He hid behind the real agents, and when they're checking guards, they go. He goes, I got one over here. He ran over to his side. Is that what he does? [00:37:23] Speaker A: I don't know. I would have a taco trip. Be like, look, bro, you gotta buy two tacos minimum. [00:37:27] Speaker B: Do you remember from here, right? [00:37:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:37:30] Speaker B: Do you remember in Robtown, you would get. You would ask for. I think it was like a. A taco 50. [00:37:35] Speaker A: What? It was. [00:37:36] Speaker B: It was like a. [00:37:38] Speaker D: They're $150. [00:37:39] Speaker B: No, no, no. You. In Robstown, there was a taco place, or you would ask for, like. Like, give me, like, ham and eggs 50. And they would know that, like, co. With cocaine in it. Oh, what. What the hell? [00:37:52] Speaker D: Yeah. Look, I know tacos are getting expensive, but I'm not trying to say $60 for a. [00:37:57] Speaker B: But those were. People were buying, like, in the eggs and stuff like that. Like a little bag of cocaine with it. [00:38:04] Speaker D: Dude, imagine those eggs are, like, runny as hell and you can't find your cocaine. [00:38:07] Speaker C: You're just like, you spent 120 on breakfast tacos. [00:38:13] Speaker A: I'm not gonna tell my wife this. I spend this much money on tacos. [00:38:17] Speaker D: Yeah, you pay cash in those situations. So she didn't see the bill on the credit card. Like, babe, can I have my allowance early? [00:38:25] Speaker A: Right on, Right on. Yeah. [00:38:27] Speaker C: Now that he's gone, we could talk bad about him. [00:38:30] Speaker A: He went to the restroom on the last. The other podcast he was on. [00:38:33] Speaker C: He's. [00:38:34] Speaker D: He knows exactly where it's at. He doesn't need to ask for directions. [00:38:38] Speaker C: No. Why is that? Sorry. [00:38:40] Speaker A: No, it was. I was just. Just trying to come up with stuff. Yeah. So you guys been doing comedy for how many. How long y' all been doing comedy for? [00:38:48] Speaker D: 6, I think, going on seven years. [00:38:49] Speaker A: Yeah, I think I. Yeah, I've been [00:38:52] Speaker C: doing about five years. [00:38:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:55] Speaker C: Right after pandemic was over, I guess. [00:38:58] Speaker D: Yeah, that was a really good time to start doing comedies, everybody. Yeah, that's when I kind of. It's like the pandemic happened and then things were open. But Everybody was still too kind of scared to go out or they had gotten used to, like, oh, it's comfy. I just don't go anywhere. And I watch all these movies. So there was only, like, seven or eight of us, I think, when I started doing comedy. So it's me, Blake, Anna, Brandon, Tina, and then a couple of people who aren't doing comedy anymore. [00:39:24] Speaker A: Wow. So, like, had you wanted to do comedy before the pandemics or before that? [00:39:31] Speaker D: Yes. I mean, it was always something in my mind. You know, it. But that's when I actually, like, started going and taking it seriously, I guess. [00:39:39] Speaker A: Wow, that's so cool. Did you have an idea what to come up with or what to talk about? [00:39:43] Speaker D: I did, but, yeah, those first three times, I was not very good. [00:39:46] Speaker A: Yeah, can y' all show? [00:39:46] Speaker D: Because, you know, you gotta. What is the crowd? Like, this is what I think is funny, but sometimes it doesn't translate, or I forget what I'm talking about, and then I end up somewhere else. [00:39:57] Speaker A: Do y' all use AI at all to write jokes? [00:40:00] Speaker B: Wow, that's just never funny not to write jokes. I've never used it to write jokes, to write emails for work and stuff [00:40:07] Speaker D: or a biopic of, like, Andy is a super funny fellow. [00:40:12] Speaker B: Whenever they ask you, like, hey, send it. A little thing about you that I. I'll use AI for that because I'm right. Because if I write it, it's going to be like, this fat. [00:40:24] Speaker D: Just get the source and, like, swap out some of the, like, fat for this plump. Hilarious like that. [00:40:32] Speaker A: Can y' all share a story of when y' all bombed on stage? [00:40:36] Speaker D: You know what to think about those days. It's a terrible feeling. I mean, you're like, the last time I went bombs. [00:40:44] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I've heard about that. [00:40:45] Speaker D: Oh, where were we performing at? [00:40:47] Speaker B: We were at. At the pizza place. What's it called? [00:40:52] Speaker D: Tanks. [00:40:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:40:53] Speaker C: Peter Piper. [00:40:54] Speaker D: I was like, there's. Most of them are pizza places. If you're gonna get into comedy, just FYI, you will go to pizza places. [00:41:02] Speaker C: Yes, you will go places. Most of them are pizza places. [00:41:06] Speaker D: It's like, hey, we're gonna feed you. All right, cool. That sounds great. What do you guys. What do you guys serve? [00:41:11] Speaker B: Pizza. [00:41:13] Speaker A: Wow, that's. [00:41:15] Speaker D: Pizza's cheap, dude. If you really think about it, it's just like, yeast, like, some kind of oil, like the flour, and just. It. It proves. Or it gets bigger. It's just bread. It's just really cheap. [00:41:26] Speaker A: Yeah, that's, like, a lot of two, [00:41:28] Speaker D: three bucks to make like, a large. [00:41:30] Speaker A: That and alcohol. Right. You gotta serve alcohol. Of course. [00:41:33] Speaker D: Yeah, Alcohol. That's true. Because once you get a little bit tipsy, you're like, yes, I will break this 100 bill that I was saving to pay for rent. [00:41:43] Speaker B: I did get a whole bottle of champagne. Champagne at that show. [00:41:50] Speaker D: What good to me. Did it taste good? I've always found champagne because the carbonation has carbonated. Yeah, but I mean, it just tastes like a topo chico. [00:42:00] Speaker B: And put it in a grape juice to me. [00:42:04] Speaker A: Well, you're so congrats on that. Yeah. [00:42:06] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:42:07] Speaker A: That's awesome. [00:42:09] Speaker D: I haven't. Yeah. For a few years now. [00:42:10] Speaker A: You still have the bottle or what? [00:42:12] Speaker B: Nah, I'm drinking. [00:42:14] Speaker A: You drank it already. [00:42:16] Speaker B: It's not drinking on the way back. It's not like, oh, this is a good year. This was this morning. They made this. [00:42:24] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:42:28] Speaker D: What an age. For 15 years. [00:42:30] Speaker B: But I. I bombed there. They stuck me between the owner's wife and the lady who was supposed to be, like, the headliner that night. Both of them black ladies, both of them hella drunk when they went out there. So when I went up there and I'm just, like, doing my jokes, like, a lot of people were just like, okay, I had one. One drunk lady in the front. She was going. And the rest of them are like, why is this fat guy talking about his dick? [00:43:05] Speaker D: Yeah, look, sometimes you just need that one person, and then who cares about everybody else with you, brother Blake killed [00:43:12] Speaker B: it at that show. I. He went up there and started talking about how, like, Tupac was gay, and all the other. All the people there were like, I don't know. So that's when I went inside to go get the champagne. [00:43:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:43:24] Speaker B: I came back out with the champagne, and as soon as I came out, everyone's off. Oh, they were freaking out. Wow. He was all like, yeah, my donut hole. They were like, oh, my God, Blake, have my baby. [00:43:41] Speaker D: Oh, my God. [00:43:41] Speaker B: And I was like, wow. And then. And then Joe went. And they were like, ah, white guy. And then T went up there, and they laughed at tea also. And then when I went up there, it was just that one lady who was drunk enough to be like, lava, laugh. [00:43:59] Speaker C: I have a dick, too. [00:44:01] Speaker A: What did you, like? Did you, like, assessing, like, what it. What do you think it was? Were they, like, mostly wasted at that point or weird? [00:44:08] Speaker B: It's hard to tell. It's so weird. You know what I mean? If I'm blaming on anything, I think the drunk owner lady who went before me kind of like, she was screaming at all of the people who were there, who were. [00:44:20] Speaker A: You had to bring it back. [00:44:21] Speaker B: And then I went up there. I'm like, no, but I got like funny thoughts that I have and they're just like, they're talking to her back there. [00:44:29] Speaker D: And so, yeah, they're not paying attention. Then it's really hard to get them to like, like follow along where the joke is going. [00:44:35] Speaker B: But I, you know, I'll blame myself before I blame anybody else. So it's just because I suck and you know, I should have done better. [00:44:44] Speaker A: Is most of your stuff observation because your stuff is kind of like store like follow, follow the story type kind of. [00:44:50] Speaker D: I, I personally, I feel like I'm terrible at telling stories because I've got add and then by the time I get to the point, I'm like, wait, wait, let me. [00:44:56] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:44:58] Speaker B: So I got a couple things that I do that are like kind of story. Like I got the, the acid story with Bill that I do. [00:45:06] Speaker D: Classic. [00:45:07] Speaker B: I also the one with, with the mambo number five guy, I feel is [00:45:15] Speaker D: kind of story like, oh, yeah, that was pretty cool. [00:45:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I was laughing like that. We were at the artisan. I had never, I had never seen you before that, bro. I was like, damn, made me laugh a lot. Yeah. And then Roland's are like, your, your jokes are more like, like, you think [00:45:33] Speaker C: I don't tell jokes, dude. I tell the truth. [00:45:38] Speaker A: The last time they were like, oh yeah. Just so you know, this next guy coming up, whatever. They had to like pre curse before [00:45:44] Speaker B: you came on stage. [00:45:46] Speaker C: Actually this last Thursday. Right, Right. As soon as I got on stage, there was some Mexican dude in the audience and he went, El Diablo, though. [00:45:54] Speaker D: He's like, I remember you from last time. [00:45:56] Speaker C: Yeah. It's not Mexican ot, dude. [00:45:59] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah, no kidding. Damn. [00:46:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:46:05] Speaker A: I always say, what's up to that dude? He comes in all the time. You were talking about last time too, right? Yeah. Mexican ot. [00:46:11] Speaker D: There's fans out there. [00:46:12] Speaker C: Oh yeah, for sure. [00:46:13] Speaker A: That's pretty, Pretty great. [00:46:16] Speaker D: He went. He was actually at this last lab which was just all improv. [00:46:21] Speaker A: Oh, he was there. [00:46:22] Speaker C: What? [00:46:23] Speaker D: He did come up and say a couple of things. [00:46:25] Speaker A: No way. So he wants to try it out. [00:46:27] Speaker B: He's trying it out now. [00:46:28] Speaker D: Well, I don't know, because improv is a little different than comedy or at least open mic. Because open mic you have kind of like an idea or of a place where you're trying to take the joke and hopefully get laughs. And then improv is just. [00:46:39] Speaker B: He's gonna go there, you know, hey, all these people, they're telling jokes, but I think I can do it better. Or how does he does that thing where he rolls everything? [00:46:48] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. I don't know. [00:46:50] Speaker A: Cut into my, like, have you seen that clip? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Well, y' all could sell a bombing man. That's. That's crazy. I guess that definition could be different for everybody. [00:47:01] Speaker D: It's true. If they last. If they laugh at, like less than 70 of my set, then I'm like, okay, I kind of bumped. [00:47:09] Speaker B: If they don't even laugh, like, if they don't, like, pick. If I don't get like a fall down laugh for everything that I do, I bombed. Yeah. I hate that when I think it's gonna go really well. [00:47:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:21] Speaker B: And then it's just kind of just [00:47:23] Speaker D: go, yeah, because you have, like, the energy for it. And then you don't get that laugh. And then it's like, [00:47:28] Speaker B: yeah, let me try something out of my sales on that one, guys. [00:47:34] Speaker D: It does. Sometimes you can get them back by being like, okay, well, I guess that joke sucked. And then. [00:47:39] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:47:40] Speaker D: It's like a pity laugh. But it's. [00:47:42] Speaker A: Well, at least something. Yeah, for sure. It almost seems like you got. Do you have to gauge the crowd too before you go on there? That's what I. I like. [00:47:49] Speaker B: That's why. [00:47:50] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:47:51] Speaker B: First. But I also don't really like. [00:47:53] Speaker D: Yeah, see, it's like, okay, did they. Did they laugh at somebody's dirty or [00:47:56] Speaker B: a couple people ahead of me and then I can go, I. So I can gauge. I'm like, okay, they like that or they didn't. Yeah, someone said something dirty and they really, like, got into it. So now you can be like, if I can lick my butt. [00:48:12] Speaker D: Yeah, because it helps. [00:48:13] Speaker C: That's true. That's how it works. [00:48:14] Speaker D: How you get it really clean without a badoo. [00:48:20] Speaker A: Clean comedy. Have you ever done clean comedy? [00:48:22] Speaker D: Yes. Yeah, it's really just like you're swapping out, like, bad words or not saying bad words. And then the slightly edgy stuff. You just don't say that word. You say something else. But they know that that's. That's the word that you're talking about. And that's essentially still clean. [00:48:37] Speaker B: I don't know. I've gotten in trouble with that too. Where they're like, no, you're still talking about pornholes and stuff like that. Even if you don't say porn, you can still say you say dirty movies and stuff like that. But then they're like, oh, but your subject is still. [00:48:53] Speaker A: Oh, so not just the words. [00:48:55] Speaker D: I think it's depends on the person, I guess, or whoever's putting it on. There's gonna be, like, kids and, like, [00:49:02] Speaker B: I wouldn't be able, like, my stuff that I do that I know that is gonna work. Work is not going to be something that's going to be like. I can make it like. And then I looked at her poo. Poo hole. [00:49:15] Speaker A: Have you ever tried clean comedy? [00:49:17] Speaker C: Well, I mean, it's. It's difficult because technically I don't really. I don't have curse words in my. [00:49:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:25] Speaker C: In my. In my act. So is that clean? Technically, if I don't say the bad words. You know, Minions and Auschwitz aren't bad words, but I'm still talking about dark stuff, so I don't know. [00:49:37] Speaker D: That's true. You did have, like, a ginger joke. Yeah, but he's dyslexic, so it was not ginger. [00:49:47] Speaker C: No, you had that job for the ones at home. But, yeah, I don't. I try not to say swear words, but I still want to talk about the Holocaust. [00:50:00] Speaker D: We gotta be from outside. [00:50:04] Speaker A: How do you land on those subjects? Like, why do you. How come you, like. [00:50:09] Speaker B: What makes you think about the Holocaust all the time? [00:50:14] Speaker D: I think it was that movie. I think we had watched the Producers. At least that's what he says is like, hey, this is why he thinks it's funny. [00:50:22] Speaker B: Wait, what was that movie where the. Where the guy lived next to the [00:50:25] Speaker D: camp, the boy in the striped pajamas, cracking open. [00:50:29] Speaker C: A cold one with the boy, striped pajamas. [00:50:33] Speaker B: No, it was another one. I. It's not that I know the striped pajamas one, but there was another one. What was. Was the one where they showed all the shoes at the end and. [00:50:43] Speaker C: Oh, you know, it's the one with [00:50:46] Speaker D: the red coat, little girl. [00:50:47] Speaker C: The concentration camp movie, Chicken Run. Oh, you know what? [00:50:52] Speaker D: I don't think. I think you're right. [00:50:54] Speaker A: You had this one with the. What was it? The JFK accent. Hod. [00:50:58] Speaker D: Oh, Marilyn Rose. [00:51:01] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah, that was. That's a. That's a joke my brother wrote. Actually, I choose Marilyn to do. Not because she is easy, but because I am hot. I did that. So one time I did that joke and I got it on video. I did it and then nothing. Except for this baby that started laughing. [00:51:24] Speaker B: That was in the other baby started reincarnation of jfk. [00:51:30] Speaker D: And you got it recorded, too, because I think you. [00:51:34] Speaker C: Yeah, I have video of it. [00:51:35] Speaker A: It's pretty funny. So did they actually know who shot jfk. [00:51:40] Speaker D: I mean. [00:51:41] Speaker A: Oh, the. [00:51:41] Speaker D: The doing isn't. Not the conspiracy. So it wasn't Lee Harvey. [00:51:46] Speaker C: All I have to say is watch the movie. J. Okay. The Oliver Stone film to the left. [00:51:52] Speaker D: What? [00:51:53] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maya, why don't you go ahead and roll? The clip actually started. [00:52:02] Speaker B: I brought a clip. [00:52:04] Speaker A: So the driver in the front. Okay. [00:52:09] Speaker B: I. I saw. [00:52:11] Speaker A: There's not gonna be Cat Williams. [00:52:13] Speaker B: He's like. He's like. When I went away, I learned everything. Everything from the Illuminati. Ask me who shot jfk. I'll just tell you one thing. And he act. He acted like he's driving, and he turned around and went it. [00:52:33] Speaker D: All right, it was a driver. [00:52:34] Speaker C: That was Cal Williams. [00:52:36] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what Cat Williams saying. And this was after he got beat up by the eighth grader. [00:52:42] Speaker D: Was that a really big eighth grader? [00:52:44] Speaker B: It was about his size. Eighth grader. [00:52:47] Speaker C: So no. [00:52:49] Speaker B: Dang. [00:52:49] Speaker A: Who. Who's. Whose comedy is Yalls. Like, would you say, like, I guess out of Chappelle. [00:52:57] Speaker B: Chappelle's genius. Dude. I'm sorry. Chappelle. Louis CK has been good. Chappelle, like, ever since I was young. My. The first comedy standup DVD that I ever bought to just, like, watch over and over was killing them softly. [00:53:13] Speaker A: Wow. [00:53:14] Speaker B: So. [00:53:15] Speaker C: But if you were to ask me, I would say Andy's comedy. [00:53:18] Speaker B: What, Like yours, too? [00:53:25] Speaker C: I say yours is like, L. Louis CK because you can't stop talking about jacking off, too. [00:53:32] Speaker B: You can't stop trapping people in rooms and doing it. [00:53:37] Speaker A: Dang. [00:53:40] Speaker B: Thanks, dude. That made me feel. [00:53:42] Speaker A: I was. I was asking. I was talking, and it was saying that because I was mentioning that you guys are going to come on. It's gonna be like blue comedy and stuff like that. And then it's like, oh, you could mention. Oh, yeah. That's why Andy only comes on every six months, [00:53:58] Speaker B: because I'm on my period. Wait, how many times do periods happen? [00:54:03] Speaker D: Once a month? [00:54:04] Speaker B: Okay. I was way off. And you need to get your checked. [00:54:13] Speaker D: I got a guy. [00:54:14] Speaker B: I have what you call super period. [00:54:19] Speaker A: Yeah. Thanks for coming on the show, y'. All. [00:54:21] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. [00:54:21] Speaker B: Thanks for having me. [00:54:22] Speaker A: You have any shows coming up or anything I want to plug? [00:54:25] Speaker D: Yeah. So there's gonna be a show at the richest billiards on the 16th of this month. It's a 10 show. It's a lady show. What was the flyer? It said these lips aren't sealed. Something like that. [00:54:39] Speaker B: They're that misogyny thing again, y'. [00:54:40] Speaker D: All. I didn't make that flyer there I. The color was cool. It was pink. [00:54:47] Speaker A: Yeah. I want to. I want to get some lady comics on now. [00:54:50] Speaker B: Just the pretty funny. [00:54:52] Speaker A: Talk about that stuff. That's pretty cool. You're done with so far. You just had. You just had a bunch of them. [00:54:58] Speaker B: Yeah, well, the last one was that. [00:55:01] Speaker A: Is that why he's not doing shows anymore? Because he bombed? [00:55:05] Speaker B: They went from like. I started off, that whole thing was like, yeah, oh, you'll get them next time. And then ended it with like, oh, cool. David Kor. My mouth is on fire. Then I had to get my tooth pulled out. So it's been. You know, I. I've had success, wins, and losses. But, no, I don't have anything in the future right now. If you want to buck me, maybe I got the bad stuff out. I don't know. They took out my tooth. [00:55:40] Speaker A: Dash, you get a website, bro. I can book you guys. You got any shows rolling? [00:55:46] Speaker C: Yes, but I don't remember, like, mid. Mid May 17, I think. I don't remember. I gotta find out. Sports with rolling, I guess. [00:55:54] Speaker B: Yeah. If you. If you're there and you see it's rolling. That was the show that he was talking about. If you happen to be somewhere and then you open your eyes and roll it. You know, some say, I'll see you [00:56:11] Speaker A: when I see you. [00:56:12] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:56:14] Speaker B: Some say when you ring a bell. Every time you ring a bell, a rolling appears. [00:56:21] Speaker C: Now you gotta sign my name three times into the mirror. [00:56:25] Speaker B: Every time you ring a bell and say the N word, [00:56:30] Speaker A: dude, he's gonna [00:56:31] Speaker D: be there with you always. [00:56:31] Speaker A: You always ask every white dude on the Slow Rose podcast, do you actually say the N word when you're. [00:56:36] Speaker B: Yeah, you ask them to say when you're listening to. Okay. This song, if I'm being honest, like, if I'm alone and I'm vacuuming and I'd be listening to music, I'm gonna say it. [00:56:52] Speaker D: Yeah, I want to be part of [00:56:54] Speaker B: the group, but Joe is the one. He's like. I never say it. Like, are you safe? [00:57:00] Speaker D: Okay. He's definitely lying because he was, like, banned from tap [00:57:08] Speaker B: 4 specifically. [00:57:09] Speaker D: Yes. Very specific. [00:57:10] Speaker A: Shout out. Joe. [00:57:11] Speaker B: Hillary Hilliard Center. No problem. [00:57:18] Speaker C: Cool. [00:57:18] Speaker A: We're gonna wrap it up, you guys. Thanks a lot for coming on the show. Thanks for having me this much. Shout out to Maya back there, the producer. [00:57:24] Speaker D: Yes. Thank you, Maya. [00:57:25] Speaker A: Appreciate you guys. That was sports with rolling. You guys check out their podcast, Spotify. Spotify. This is just a little taste of what they do on their podcast every Sunday. Drop. Check them out. You guys. I think. I don't remember which episode I was on, but I was on there. It was a fellowship. The fellowship of the $10. [00:57:46] Speaker C: That's right. We're talking about all you can do for $10. [00:57:48] Speaker A: Yeah, a lot. [00:57:50] Speaker D: You can come to my comedy show. [00:57:54] Speaker B: All lips, no breaks. [00:57:57] Speaker D: Everybody's gonna have a good time. [00:57:58] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Thanks a lot, you guys. Y' all have a good one. See y' all later. Thanks for coming on Cheers.